In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.
damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it
140721 Wu Yi Fan on County of Milan’s Instagram update!
(slightly different angle, different photo from Marcelo Burlon’s previous update)
countyofmilan started following WYF on Instagram!
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
realising that you’re reading this almost halfway trough 2014 and still haven’t achieved shit
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
so i met henry lau’s older brother cause he went to my university and now he’s in asia working but anyway i asked him what he knew about the kpop industry from his brother and he said henry told him kpop idols fuck around a lot and i JUST DONT KNOW WHAT HE MEANT did he mean that they sleep around? do they kid around? why didnt i ask for clarification i regret it to this day
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
but the real question is has nemo found himself
Remember when we thought Hyungsik & Dongjun were innocent?
Minseok flirting with boys day’s Ren ..☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆